You leave me in the trenches taking grenades!

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I hope you flip your bike over & knock your two front teeth out! You selfish sob! You leave me in the trenches taking grenades John! (insert name here).

A great gift for a work friend who is abandoning you, a best friend moving out of state or a sibling leaving home.

I will personalize the name for you. Just know if it's long, the font will be smaller and graphics may shift a bit.

Hand poured in small batches at the Jersey Shore.

Made of 100% Soy wax

Phthalate free fragrance oils

🕯️Scent (see charts)

🕯️Color will be natural white.

🕯️Poured in 16oz Clear Jars with black metal lids. Vessel holds 13oz wax.

🕯️Poured in 8oz Clear Jars with black metal lids. Vessel holds 7oz wax.

✨Trim wicks to 1/4" each time you burn your candle. Allow your candle to reach a full melt pool on first burn or it will tunnel, as soy has a memory. Never burn near clutter, walls, tiny fingers or furry tails. Always snuff your candle out between burns.

✨Never burn candles for more than 4hrs at a clip, that goes for any candle. Burn on trivet, coaster or included cork to eliminate possible marking.

Candle container can be cleaned out and reused easily. Simply place vessel in freezer for a bit and the wax will pop out.

🕯️Why choose soy wax?

Soy wax is made from soybeans, a renewable resource, making it a more sustainable choice. In addition to being better for our planet, soy wax candles are also better for you. Paraffin candles often contain toxins and can release harmful chemicals when burned. Soy wax is a healthier option as it burns cleaner and produces 90% less soot than paraffin, reducing the risk of allergies or asthma issues.

General Burn Instructions on bottom of vessel

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I hope you flip your bike over & knock your two front teeth out! You selfish sob! You leave me in the trenches taking grenades John! (insert name here).

A great gift for a work friend who is abandoning you, a best friend moving out of state or a sibling leaving home.

I will personalize the name for you. Just know if it's long, the font will be smaller and graphics may shift a bit.

Hand poured in small batches at the Jersey Shore.

Made of 100% Soy wax

Phthalate free fragrance oils

🕯️Scent (see charts)

🕯️Color will be natural white.

🕯️Poured in 16oz Clear Jars with black metal lids. Vessel holds 13oz wax.

🕯️Poured in 8oz Clear Jars with black metal lids. Vessel holds 7oz wax.

✨Trim wicks to 1/4" each time you burn your candle. Allow your candle to reach a full melt pool on first burn or it will tunnel, as soy has a memory. Never burn near clutter, walls, tiny fingers or furry tails. Always snuff your candle out between burns.

✨Never burn candles for more than 4hrs at a clip, that goes for any candle. Burn on trivet, coaster or included cork to eliminate possible marking.

Candle container can be cleaned out and reused easily. Simply place vessel in freezer for a bit and the wax will pop out.

🕯️Why choose soy wax?

Soy wax is made from soybeans, a renewable resource, making it a more sustainable choice. In addition to being better for our planet, soy wax candles are also better for you. Paraffin candles often contain toxins and can release harmful chemicals when burned. Soy wax is a healthier option as it burns cleaner and produces 90% less soot than paraffin, reducing the risk of allergies or asthma issues.

General Burn Instructions on bottom of vessel

I hope you flip your bike over & knock your two front teeth out! You selfish sob! You leave me in the trenches taking grenades John! (insert name here).

A great gift for a work friend who is abandoning you, a best friend moving out of state or a sibling leaving home.

I will personalize the name for you. Just know if it's long, the font will be smaller and graphics may shift a bit.

Hand poured in small batches at the Jersey Shore.

Made of 100% Soy wax

Phthalate free fragrance oils

🕯️Scent (see charts)

🕯️Color will be natural white.

🕯️Poured in 16oz Clear Jars with black metal lids. Vessel holds 13oz wax.

🕯️Poured in 8oz Clear Jars with black metal lids. Vessel holds 7oz wax.

✨Trim wicks to 1/4" each time you burn your candle. Allow your candle to reach a full melt pool on first burn or it will tunnel, as soy has a memory. Never burn near clutter, walls, tiny fingers or furry tails. Always snuff your candle out between burns.

✨Never burn candles for more than 4hrs at a clip, that goes for any candle. Burn on trivet, coaster or included cork to eliminate possible marking.

Candle container can be cleaned out and reused easily. Simply place vessel in freezer for a bit and the wax will pop out.

🕯️Why choose soy wax?

Soy wax is made from soybeans, a renewable resource, making it a more sustainable choice. In addition to being better for our planet, soy wax candles are also better for you. Paraffin candles often contain toxins and can release harmful chemicals when burned. Soy wax is a healthier option as it burns cleaner and produces 90% less soot than paraffin, reducing the risk of allergies or asthma issues.

General Burn Instructions on bottom of vessel

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